Living with a diva is a tiring but slightly amusing affair. ⠀

“For Pelor’s sake, Frog.” Loyalty sighs, tail tapping impatiently. “That second portrait of me is awful! Redraw it!“

“This is because you’re jealous of Mollymauk, aren’t you?” I remark.⠀

Loyalty stays quiet, but his thrashing tail tells me I touched a nerve…